Btw I’m pro-quitting.  This is a quitting-positive space.  If you’re doing something and you decide “I don’t like this” or “I don’t want to do this” then you should quit.  Quitting is awesome.  Grinding only works in video james.

I quit all the time.  It’s great.

Embrace the power of “Y’know what? Fuck this” and see how it can improve your life

bitches will hear a song and be like 'this makes me feel like i have a gaping hole in my chest' and then they put it on repeat. its me im bitches

dj pensive got the whole club saying hmmmm

It's 2023 and this joke is still somehow even funnier than ever.

i'm sorry but this is 1 of the funniest spam texts i've gotten

a graph based on my observations

I would like to apply a Dolly Parton quote to this most excellent graph.

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

man if I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me

From what

nobody would be able to stop me